If I hadn't seen it all before, I'm close to it now!

“I am extremely happy to have George John resign with FC Dallas for multiple years,” said head coach Schellas Hyndman.

He's happy? Signing George is without a doubt the single most surprising development possible. Well, unless FC Dallas sign's God Himself for a striker. Now we don't absolutely have to draft a CB.

A speedy wide-out, though, would help.



G! G! G! G!


Jagle
Last survivor of the Infernometheus.