Due to a series of increasingly shocking misunderstandings, I have somehow found myself in a position of authority in this little thing of ours. Obviously something has gone horribly, horribly wrong but with your help and a little bit of luck we'll all get through this without the FBI getting involved.
That's correct, I'm the new vice president. If you (like me) thought this meant that I would be in charge of all vice in the group, you'd be mistaken.
If anyone would like to meet up tomorrow I will be available at Third Base in Frisco during the Spain-France match. If you want to express your hopes or concerns about the group, come talk to me. If you want to learn a little bit more about me, come talk to me. If you want a glimpse into my vision for Inferno, come talk to me.
Yes, this is short notice. I had the idea five minutes ago and you're the first person I told.