The Inferno

"Your goin' jail in a Frisco police car."

Ya'll have that ready next time.

I can't believe Georgie isn't pressing charges on that guy that threw the bottle. Can't the cops keep him on charges of their own? It's getting too hard to be an upstanding, law abiding borderline anarchist at these games, and so who needs his help falling over the edge into the pit of disgraced

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Alfredo Cuvi:

"Baldomero Toldeo is not a referee I am particularly fond of, and tonight is a good example as to why. Marcelo Sarvas' thuggish behavior earned him five fouls before the first half. Five fouls. He escaped with "warnings" each time he transgressed, and one particular tackle on Ferreira was very reckless and should easily have been a straight yellow card, independent of prior fouls. …

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"...before they do unto you."

< Landon did it.)

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Five years in the slammer for the drunk who threw trash at John.

"But.. But it was an accident!"

Cuffs and gavels, and no vaseline.

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"One concern Schellas Hyndman had going into last Saturday's match against Real Salt Lake was the speed up front with Robbie Findley and Joao Plata. Both are dangerous on and off the ball due to their blistering speed and ability to break free from a defender.

The end result as we know it wasn't so bad for FC Dallas, a 2-0 win thanks to goals from Dallas' own speedsters Fabian Castillo and …

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