Man, I hope they never let that bottle-throwin' guy out of jail. Several years ago, David Wagenfur just up and disappeared from the sport altogether from concussion symptoms. Same thing's happening to Ugo today. And now some out-of-control jack in the stands has to lose it and hits Georgie, who had a head knocker just last week?
JMJ&TD.
(Ends in donkey)
On a positive note, what a great beginning to the season. Looks just like the second half of several of the last few. God Almighty, and the team isn't even hot yet. What a lousy year to have found work out of town. That's all that's wrong with it. My heart goes out to everyone who's moved out of town and has not seen the team even once this year.
"Ole, ole
Ole ola
Vamous FC Dallas
Vamous a ganar
Ce sos de ligos, putos!
Te kieri matar!"
To hell with the rest of MLS!